Norm Peterson Quotes

Of course, this is Norm from Cheers

If you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers," here you go.

Sam: "What's shaking Norm?"
Norm: "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

Sam: "What's new Normie?"
Norm: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

Sam: "What'd you like Normie?"
Norm: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

Sam: "What'll you have Normie?"
Norm: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
Sam: "Looks like beer, Norm."
Norm: "Call me Mister Lucky."

Sam: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
Norm: "Like a baby treats a diaper."

Woody: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

Woody: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
Norm: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

Sam: "Beer, Norm?"
Norm: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

Sam: "Whatcha up to Norm?"
Norm: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

Woody: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Poor."
Woody: "I'm sorry to hear that."
Norm: "No, I mean pour."

Sam: "How's life treating you Norm?"
Norm: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

Sam: "What's going down, Normie?"
Norm: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

Woody: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

Woody: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

Sam: "What's the story Norm?"
Norm: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

Woody: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

Woody: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
Woody: "For a beer?"
Norm: "No, for stupid questions."